haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i jhust puked up my retainher.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Fuck me I smell like cheese
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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