smell my finger.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
