chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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