Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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