I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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