i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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