just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She bit a glass in half.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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