Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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