Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
