belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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