white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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