did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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