office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I wish i was in the wii world.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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