This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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