Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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