Porn is love you can see.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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