sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hate all girls vehemently.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I look better un-naked...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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