How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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