I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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