I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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