Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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