I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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