Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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