I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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