Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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