Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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