Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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