I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Congratulations! We have a period
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