why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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