No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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