Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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