your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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