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Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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