Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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