Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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