yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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its like you know when i get waxed
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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