I want to stick my p in your. b.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Will exercising make me less horny?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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