rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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