This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I'm eating all of the evidence.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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