I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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