Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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