Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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