You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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