I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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