She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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