just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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