I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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