No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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