I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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