i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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