so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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