I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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