i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize