I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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